Hi greenbluepig ,
Unfortunately this is not possible due to browser restrictions. It would require JavaScript to automatically open new tabs, which would require users granting our site "permission to open pop-ups". In some browsers, you won't even get a notifcation for this, it will just silently fail, and it would also likely be blocked by user's browser extensions (adblock).
Since we are not capable of ensuring a good UX here - and you can imagine what people would say if their browser told them "pop up blocked" from us 😃 - this will be a nofix.